So I know I just posted about how I was going to update this weekly, and here I am 30 minutes later posting again, but I just had an experience I need to share.
Yes, I know fruits and vegetables have more fiber. Yes, I know it... regulates you. What I didn't realize was that it was going to shoot me 2 feet off the toilet. No one in the world has taken a larger dump than I just did, not even Stan's dad, or Bono. I actually had to take a shower to clean off (yes, the shower has been sanitized, and I washed my hands again before touching my laptop) Seriously, it was like I had a firehose attached to my bowels.
On a side note, I feel very... empty. Like tiny Fabulous Freddie's workers climbed up my ass and squeegied my intestines. I don't know if I ate something that doesn't agree with me, or if my body decided to purge all of the animal products I've ever eaten all at once, but I'm sure I lost about 4 or 5 pounds.
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